Wednesday, 18 July 2007

Welcome

Welcome to my webpage.

This page will serve several functions. Firstly...

Music lessons

You can learn to play piano in a matter of months. No boring scales or arpeggios (well, one or two perhaps). All styles, from Elton John to Franz Liszt.

Or perhaps learn to play guitar. It is easy. Play like Jimi Hendrix, again within a few months, if you put in the practice.

Oh yes, I am based in Berlin, Germany. My German language skills are rubbish. It looked like a good gap in the market. There are very few private, English language only music teachers in Berlin. For some reason.

(I´ll also teach English lessons here in Germany. But you may as well learn music at the same time)

If you need someone to play the piano at a wedding or similar happy event, please email me.

Additionally, I have written a short book about political and historical censorship. It has just come back from the proof reader, who pointed out spelling errors, and also question marks where there should be dates. It should be published in a few months, and I´ll probably put the chapter titles up here soon.

For more info on the lessons or the book, please email me at aosler@hotmail.com

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can fully recommend Alan's musical skill and his batty skills

Alan Osler said...

Yeah, thanks for that, Chris.

an.osler said...

Why not start up a group in Yahoo. Lots of people scan through these groups looking for something interesting or unusual. Also you need links to music and political sites-contact the moderators.

Anonymous said...

Hello Alan-Good web page-Glad to hear you are doing well. Let me know when the book is out.........

And for all you wanting to get into music, Alan is a great musician and can throughly recommend his tuition to anybody.

Regards

G Hall

Alan Osler said...

Hi Grant

It´s about time you visited Germany. Please bring the talking panda with you.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic writer, fantastic musician, brilliant music teacher...what can I add...oh..rubbish at keeping the flat clean.

With love Micky

Odette said...

Perhaps the reason there are very few private, English language only music teachers in Berlin has something to do with a) no cheddar cheese to speak of b) the shitty bacon c)lack of orange squash d)their general aversion to savory condiments? - what is wrong with these people?

Anonymous said...

The problem is that they are Germans and are programmed. If they demand something, they are reminded to be 'good germans' and what happened last time the germans demanded something. As a Harry Enfield character Jurgen the German once said "Zis vood not have happened under ze Nazis."

James said...

Hi Alan, check this out:

http://www.myspace.com/nemesis1981

I know it is on the evil Myspace but still I have some great clips on there, including the infamous "I need a Jew" from Family Guy.

Anonymous said...

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