Thursday, 24 January 2008

Charlie Brooker is God

No, I don't really believe that Charlie Brooker is God, but I do believe that he will, occasionally, search the Internet for the phrase "Charlie Brooker is God", and will therefore end up on this page.

(I know this, because I search for "Alan Osler is God" every single day, in the vain hope that someone has caught on.)

Anyway, in about 3 weeks I will have about 10 copies of my book to give away. 9 have already been promised to friends, family and various hangers on. The last one will go to Charlie Brooker, because he is just so damn funny. Or Bob Mills. Or even Russell Brand. Whoever emails me first at aosler@hotmail.com. Or anyone else for that matter. Anyone except George Clooney, (the guy who advertises coffee) and Samuel L Jackson (who does adverts for a Big Wank Bank).

Finally, here is a brief quote from Private Eye magazine.

Cambridge's former mayor John Hipkin was sacked from the planning committee after the council's Lesbian, Gay and Transgender Group accused him of "hetrosexism". Hipkin's crime was to have called for more family homes to be built, which was, er, "insensitive" to gay and lesbian home buyers.


hahaha! I worked in the media for 10 years, which is full of gay types. Seriously, they are not offended by anything. Just ask Keith (or Tom).

38 comments:

jdav007 said...

I trust that I have a "reserved" copy of the "Grail"!!! WE can discuss it over booze!!! By the way, Samuel L. Jackson is considered the angriest black man in america. But I think that since he is a multi-millionaire, he should be taken out of the running and replaced by, oh I don't know, any black family that just lost their home due to a bad mortgage deal, perhaps!!!

Tony Blaire c/o Morgan Stanley said...

Love this comment and the labels. A search for Alan Osler's Blog actuall gives the following:

Alan Osler however is gay. His partner is called Michael. When you think 'Alan' you also immediately think 'flounce' and 'mince'. Alan's hero is Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

The Whip Hand said...

Hey Osler. Do you think there is a link between:

Tony getting the job at JP Morgan Chase

And the sale of £140m of Northern Rock draw down mortgages to JP Morgan Chase?

If you don't know, draw down are the ones that are where you borrow against the value - ie your debt is way way lower than the value of the property.

PS Walker was actualy arrested for secretly voting Tory.

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