Thursday, 29 May 2008

Wikipedia - rubbish but funny

Wikipedia is rubbish, as everyone knows.

However, some pages are worth a look.

That's their best one, and it preserves the antics of the heroic wikipedia vandals "forever". Here are some highlights, reproduced word for word.

Dyslexia - Vandalized daily, multiple anon edits, usually with deletions, obscenities, deliberate scrambling of text, or insertion of jokes

Falkland Islands - An anon editing under various addresses repeatedly removes "Malvinas" from the first line against consensus, claiming that consensus doesn't matter.

Oklahoma Christian University - Vandalized a lot given nondescript nature of the school. Students there vandalize page, employees there revert it.

List of transgendered people - An anonymous AOL editor from VA persistently removing or hiding three "Catholic" entries on the list for months.

Iain Lee - One or more users spending all day everyday for the past few weeks adding bad jokes and personal attacks.

Taiwan - Anonymous vandal with ever changing ip addresses who turns this into an article on the Republic of China.

Rove McManus - Vandalised regularly by anons who insert quotes around the word 'comedian'.


Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris Action Jeans. I want some.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris would kick your arse, with or without special patent jeans. We will never need an army as long as Chuck Norris is there to protect us.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is a cunt.

Anonymous said...

How dare you. The bearded one will hear of your insult. You don't have no luck if you don't like old Chuck.

Anonymous said...


I beat the crap out of him in Way of the Dragon, and I'll do it again.

LaRouchewatch said...

New LaRouche Blog.

Anonymous said...

I can't be arsed to log in, but this is Alan.

What's with this LaroucheWatch stuff? Someone posts a comment mentioning him and POP! Larouchewatch!

Anyway, he is 247 years old now, leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

Day 485 on the Alan Osler page. Still no updates. Reviewers remarked the quality of the prose and the incisiveness of the wit had not been in any way diluted. Its was exactly as good as it had been for the past year.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I'm getting to it.

I have to learn to speak German first, apparently.


Anonymous said...

Why do you have to learn German? I think its so that you can fully partake in S&M swinging.

Anonymous said...

ernie burns says you are gay. Is it true?

Anonymous said...

Blog, Definition: an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; also called Weblog, Web log

By this definition, you have no thoughts and/or an astonishing boring life. Write something, you twat.

PS How come Ernie Burns has been on your page?

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